13 Great Golf Quotes from PGA Pros, Actors, & Comedians

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13 Great Golf Quotes from PGA Pros, actors, comedians and more. I thought these were some great quotes worth sharing.

1.  “I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par.” Chi Chi Rodriguez
Chi Chi Rodriguez

2.  “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.”  Chi Chi Rodriguez

3. “The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.”  Tom Weiskopf

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4. “There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.” Ben Hogan

5.  “Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best.”  Jack Nicklaus
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6. “You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husband’s work.” Lee Trevino
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7. “Three over today – One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.” Baseball Hall of Famer George Brett

 8. “The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play a bad lie.” Baseball Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle
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9. “Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.”  Actor Kevin Costner
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10.  “My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered .”  Lord Robertson

11. “If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. Bob Hope
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12. “While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake in a sand trap.”  Henny Youngman
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  13. “If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”  Jack Lemmon
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What are your favorite quotes?